One day two men were arguing over who would win the fight of their two dogs. After hours of bickering, one man said ” I never want to see you again Bob!” Now Bob was an  idiot so he took this literally and went down to the potions shop downtown and asked the creepy wizard to give him an invisibility potion . The creepy wizard said “Here’s your potion. The side effects are dry mouth, nausea, pickle cravings, marshmallows for hands, death, extreme paranoia, immortality, gummy worm hair and a strange feeling to dance in weird patterns.”

” Ok” said Bob and he walked back to his house. He took the invisibility potion and started dancing around the kitchen. Bob went out to talk to his friend, he said “Well you can’t see me now so we’re cool right?” The man screamed ” No ghost of Bob, don’t hurt me, I’m sorry!” He ran away and Bob was alone. Now Bob wanders the earth alone looking for a friend. Sometimes you can sense when he’s there watching you. But it’s ok Bob won’t hurt you, he probably just likes your shirt.
The moral of this story is never take things too seriously, and make sure the side effects are an less likely to to hurt you than the actual cure to your problem.